This rotisserie chicken is so fucking dry I needed some thing to add some moisture
by Familiar-Structure25
37 Comments
Familiar-Structure25
Update: holy shit this is actually really good
gmanasaurus
If I’m microwaving something like that and its dry, I put a little water in there and cover it a bit. Otherwise, I’m grabbing some BBQ sauce for that chicken
Zestyclose-Sink4438
Is there a reason banana was the only way to make everything here less dry? Wha about…sauce?
Accomplished-Let6297
I wish I could take my eyeballs out and wash them right now. 😂😂
FarPapaya2675
Try plantains instead of banana!
Big-Turnover-7298
This almost made me gag
Tight_Donkey_9423
Food for fuel defined
mccrackened
That’s okay
the-friendly-squid
what the fuck
robertbreadford
This feels Filipino
Informal_Drawing
With a plastic fork. Because that is all this abomination deserves!
LooseSeel
It’s like that Documentary Now episode about chicken and rice with a banana
Eating a banana with a rice based dish is normal in my culture, this looks like what I would eat after school if beans weren’t made.
MonkeyBred
MoonlightMarauder845
This looks like something you’d give a dog on his birthday
somedaez
You dont have to live like this man
FesterSilently
What in the caucasity…?!😳
Adjective_Noun93
Do you choose to eat like this or do you have some digestive problems? I have Crohn’s disease and I don’t eat as bland as this lol
FitCartographer6662
no, I don’t think I will
cms86
I moved to Alabama and theres a Walmart down the street. I walked in after work because I realized I didn’t have any protein thawed and got their rotisserie chicken and holy ball sacks it was dryer than sand
For when there’s liquid lava coming out your backside and you want to stop it in its tracks before you ruin Christmas again
BuckleyRising
No, I won’t.
Fickle-Secretary681
Oh boy. My stomach would not be able to handle that
Chris___M
gravy?
purrnoid
No.
Bimbo_Tiger_643
Excuse me?
TinkTink-321
Fired plantains to go with that and some chimichurri and you’d be rocking.
cammibis
U must be Puerto Rican lmao
Fluddle
This is the offseason, why you eating like you’re in prep. Throw some G Hughes sugar free sauce on that
Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86
mystedragon
are you somali? it’s actually pretty common to eat banana with everything. i caught a coworker in the break room mashing banana into his chicken and rice and was extremely confused but it’s a thing
asgwins
TIP. If you dont mind moist rice, add some chicken stock. Just some drips, like you would put lemon on a salmon. I’m middle eastern so our rice is often greasy so I’m used to it, if you’re from a culture where it’s only dry rice then this might not be it for you. But if you like more moist rice add some chicken broth. Maybe put the chicken in a bowl and add the chicken stock/broth and mix it in there, and drain the broth if you want and then put it in the rice. This is for the chicken to absorb the moisture.
37 Comments
Update: holy shit this is actually really good
If I’m microwaving something like that and its dry, I put a little water in there and cover it a bit. Otherwise, I’m grabbing some BBQ sauce for that chicken
Is there a reason banana was the only way to make everything here less dry? Wha about…sauce?
I wish I could take my eyeballs out and wash them right now. 😂😂
Try plantains instead of banana!
This almost made me gag
Food for fuel defined
That’s okay
what the fuck
This feels Filipino
With a plastic fork. Because that is all this abomination deserves!
It’s like that Documentary Now episode about chicken and rice with a banana
https://youtu.be/Fo0sN872oH0?si=uL0cbChLM5EgLVvu
Eating a banana with a rice based dish is normal in my culture, this looks like what I would eat after school if beans weren’t made.
This looks like something you’d give a dog on his birthday
You dont have to live like this man
What in the caucasity…?!😳
Do you choose to eat like this or do you have some digestive problems? I have Crohn’s disease and I don’t eat as bland as this lol
no, I don’t think I will
I moved to Alabama and theres a Walmart down the street. I walked in after work because I realized I didn’t have any protein thawed and got their rotisserie chicken and holy ball sacks it was dryer than sand
Add hot sauce maybe?
No thank you
Oh yes the banana, the juiciest of all fruits
Uhhhh I don’t think I will
Add some chili sauce, bacon and peanuts and you have a classic Swedish [Flygande Jacob](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob)
For when there’s liquid lava coming out your backside and you want to stop it in its tracks before you ruin Christmas again
No, I won’t.
Oh boy. My stomach would not be able to handle that
gravy?
No.
Excuse me?
Fired plantains to go with that and some chimichurri and you’d be rocking.
U must be Puerto Rican lmao
This is the offseason, why you eating like you’re in prep. Throw some G Hughes sugar free sauce on that
are you somali? it’s actually pretty common to eat banana with everything. i caught a coworker in the break room mashing banana into his chicken and rice and was extremely confused but it’s a thing
TIP. If you dont mind moist rice, add some chicken stock. Just some drips, like you would put lemon on a salmon. I’m middle eastern so our rice is often greasy so I’m used to it, if you’re from a culture where it’s only dry rice then this might not be it for you. But if you like more moist rice add some chicken broth. Maybe put the chicken in a bowl and add the chicken stock/broth and mix it in there, and drain the broth if you want and then put it in the rice. This is for the chicken to absorb the moisture.